My Sordid Thoughts

I've realized that there are a lot of drabbles and challenge fics I've written that have been sort of... lost. Since I want to be able to read them again if I so choose, I've decided to find them and repost them here in my journal for easy access. Each story I find/write will be posted in a separate post, and then linked to this post. This is more for myself than anyone else, because I honestly have no idea who even likes my writing anymore.


Partnered Stories
SMW Part 1: "A Chance Encounter"
SMW Part 2: "Missed Opportunities"


Challenge Stories
Writer's Block Challenge 21: "Paint It... Red and Gold?"
Writer's Block Challenge 43: "My Favourite Drug"
Writer's Block Challenge 51: "A New Meaning for the Word 'Studying'"
Writer's Block Challenge 46: "Prophetic"
Five random stories and drabbles written for various hh_club activities
HiH Hogsmeade: St. Mungo's as-yet-untitled fic
HiH Hogsmeade: Sugarquill's as-yet-untitled drabble
HiH Hogsmeade: Divination's as-yet-untitled fic
HiH Hogsmeade: Music Club's as-yet-untitled fic
Writer's Block: Random Word - "Hufflepuff"
Writer's Block: 10 Things I Hate About You - "Summer"
Writer's Block: Family - "Home Is Where The... Whatever"
Writer's Block: Picture Prompt - "Never Prank A Slytherin"
Writer's Block: Month of Fic - "The Best Remedy"
Writer's Block: 20 Points from...
don't remember what this is from, but I can find out, will edit later

HiH Hogsmeade: Scrivenshaft's Sticky Poetry contest enty

I want to play the music meme again. Does anyone still follow me or want to play?

Step 1: Put your iPod on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.

1. Jimmy's in the back with a pocket of high
2. When they all come crashing down midflight
3. I can see when you stay low nothing happens
4. Ground control to Major Tom
5. Stayed awake all night, toss and turnin'
6. Taking me higher than I've ever been before
7. If you knew, what you do when no one's in the dark room
8. Oh I had a feeling buried inside
9. Little girl, you like it loud
10. When I was a young boy
11. Hollow like you don't remember me
12. In the blink of an eye I was falling from the sky
13. Your call is coming, I'm dreaming away
14. New reality; viral obscenity; bloodstained Walkers all around
15. The amount of pills I'm taking, counteracts the booze I'm drinking
16. Froot (la la la la la la), juice (la la la la la la)
17. When I walk I'm walkin' straight up with the motion
18. Happy hurts sometimes, oh
19. Think of me when you're out, when you're out there
20. I've heard of an ox, a professor from Quox, no longer permitted to teach
21. I've been played around, love has let me down, tore my feelings out
22. Yeah, we're comin' back then with another bombtrack
23. What is your substance?
24. Break me down, you got a lovely face
25. Fall apart, we don't fall apart
26. It's just a stupid little love song
27. You don't know that I know, you watch me every night
28. I still don't know what I was waiting for
29. I can't see your star, I can't see your star
30. Wake up, try on your new disguise

This is going to be a fucking MASSIVE video dump. Sorry in advance! Don't worry, all the videos will be under cuts!

Acapella videos

Adam Lambert's If I Had You
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Within Temptation's The Howling (for quiescent)
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30 Seconds To Mars' The Kill
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Lady Gaga's Bad Romance + a bit of Alejandro
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Queen's Killer Queen (for omgwtflols, whatever is going on, I still sang it for you, so you deserve the shoutout)
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AFI's Girl's Not Grey (for blaqkheaven)
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Evanescence's Bring Me To Life
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part of The Living End's Prisoner of Society
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Christina Aguilera's Reflection
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The Foo Fighters' The Pretender
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Kelly Clarkson's Walk Away
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Sublime's What I Got
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Karaoke videos

Paramore - Crushcrushcrush (filmed by omgwtflols)
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Paramore - Ignorance
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Paramore - The Only Exception (for etacanis)
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Paramore - Decode
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Tool - Sober
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Sarah McLaughlin - Angel
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The Cranberries - Zombie
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Muse - Starlight (for end1essly)
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Muse - Uprising/Heart - Alone
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Eminem/Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (for hope_guides_me)
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Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (filmed by omgwtflols)
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Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (filmed by omgwtflols)
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Lady Gaga - Alejandro
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No Doubt - Bathwater (filmed by omgwtflols)
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Carrie Underwood - Jesus Take The Wheel (filmed by omgwtflols)
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Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas (first attempt)
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Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas (second, popular attempt)
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Name: Beth
House: Slytherin
Previous Stamps: Character: Nymphadora Tonks | Hybrid: Slytherdor | Subject: Transfiguration | Wand: Ash & Phoenix Feather | Career: Author/Celebrity | Inverse: Dolores Umbridge/Percy Weasley | Matchmaker: Bill Weasley
Animagus Form (if applicable): N/A


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Title: Never Prank A Slytherin
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: James Potter, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin
Summary: James' Valentine's Day prank against Snape goes very wrong.
Word Count: 490
Notes: written for Writer's Block: Picture Prompt challenge

( Really, the complete lack of reaction at receiving a big, gaudy pink box of chocolates should have been a tip off, but James was looking for something more... excited.Collapse )

Title: The Best Remedy
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Severus/Lily
Summary: Severus and Lily talk (sort of) about the mess that was Hogsmeade. And how much of a jerk James Potter is.
Word Count: 497
Notes: written for Writer's Block: Month of Fic challenge

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Title: Home Is Where The... Whatever
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, swearing, angst
Characters/Pairing: Eileen Snape, Tobias Snape, Severus Snape, Lily Evans
Summary: The Snapes are fighting AGAIN, and Severus has had enough. Too bad he runs into the source of his misery right after leaving the house.
Word Count: 498
Notes: written for Writer's Block: Family challenge

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Title: Summer
Rating/Warnings: G, swearing
Characters/Pairing: Severus Snape, Lily Evans, Eileen Snape
Summary: Severus and Lily share a sweet moment in their park.
Word Count: 499
Notes: written for Writer's Block: 10 Things I Hate About You challenge

( Severus, if you don't get your lazy arse out of bed, I'm coming up there!Collapse )

Title: Hufflepuff
Rating/Warnings: character death
Characters/Pairing: Cedric Diggory, (all mentioned) Cho Chang, Harry Potter
Summary: All year, Cedric can't shake the feeling that something horrible is going to happen.
Word Count: 430
Notes: written for Writer's Block: Random Word challenge

( He's never really been one for interpreting his dreams, but these ones won't go away, and it isn't until he's grasping the Triwizard Cup with Harry that these details flash back through his mind.Collapse )

Title: A Brief Respite
Rating/Warnings: G
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape, Lily Evans
Summary: Lily wants to ask Severus a question. Just... not the one he was hoping for.
Word Count: 539
Notes: drawing a COMPLETE blank as to where this sucker came from.

( I wanted to see if you would go with mum and I when we go to Diagon Alley.Collapse )